Royal Justice

The toaster repairman thing is a… um… inside joke.

Yeah. Let’s go with that.

-HMB

For those not in the know, a while back, before he joined Royal Justice or was even a superhero at all, Duke was an A-grade idiot and touched a freaky space rock. Because of that, he got infected with some sort of space virus that made his arms all crusty and gross.

Good news: Now he can shoot lava out of his hands.

Bad news: Now he can shoot lava out of his hands.

-HMB

FYI: Tumblr has a 1 audio post a day rule because it is a butt. We will keep recording answers and upload one a day for the next however many days. So, in short, keep sending us questions and shit. We haven’t stopped answering them or anything.

~HMB

HEAR US AND BE IN AWE

~Duke

You bet your sweet booty there is! Allow me to regale you with a story that changed the course of heavy metal history! A coupe d’état that would put Napoleon to shame! It began like this:

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Let it be decreed throughout the land that on this royal blog there shall be two types of responses to your inqueries.

The first type of response will be a drawing artfully crafted by Tenta-King or Duke Molten.

The second type is a piece of prose scribed by the Heavy Metal Baroness herself.

This is because the regal baroness cannot draw for shit.

Occasionally, a response will include both prose and artwork.

Respectfully yours,

HMB

ASK BOX IS OPEN CITIZENS! 

inthecoffee:

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO ‘ROYAL JUSTICE’. The super team of my dear friends Yurble, Franna and myself.

Tenta-King (Yurble) is the most experience crime fighter of the group, also the most well known for being a dapper soul…when in truth he’s a big dork. But he gets the job done. They may or may not have been an alien that crash landed in the ocean and was raised by Atlanteans to be their prince.

Heavy Metal Baroness (Franna) uses her super-suit to kickass and take names. She worked solo until Royal Justive caught up to her and convinced her to join. Her Suit is an AI and is a soothing voice with a lot of sass (and a mutual love for puns). And unlike the others she actually is a Baroness…even if she had to buy the title (It was a good cause!!).

Duke Molten (me) is….a terribly inexperienced hero who is trying his best. Thankfully TK took him under their wing and showed him a whole new world of crime fighting (while snarking at each other the whole time.) Though he’s better at burning his own clothes off than saving anyone….

The team loves puns, one-liners and making an entrance. They fly to far off missions on their plane The Golden Victory. and HMBxTK is endgame.